“I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS” (RATED R VERSION)
December, 2005
To the tune of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”…
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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep.
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!
I saw Mommy push down Santa Claus,
(And) pump her fist triumphant in the fight.
She didn’t see me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep.
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw Mommy strip for Santa Claus.
(He) gazed at her great breasts in the dim light.
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy strip for Santa Claus last night!
I saw Mommy suck on Santa Claus,
Up and down and then a little bite.
She didn’t see me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep.
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw Mommy humping Santa Claus,
Breathing hard and screaming with delight.
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy humping Santa Claus last night!
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy humping Santa Claus last night!