| "You're old, not if you have many years behind you, but if you have few years ahead." KBS |
| "A primary goal of most religions is peace. How ironic..." KBS |
| "The stressed terrorist impressed the dressed tourist from the forest as he pressed and caressed her breast in a restaurant's restroom." KBS |
| "When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die." Eleanor Roosevelt |
| "If you have high expectations, expect disappointment." KBS |
| "An optimist is never pleasantly surprised." unknown |
| "A pencil without an eraser is only half a pencil. But half a pencil with an eraser is a whole pencil." KBS |
| "Everything in moderation." Aristotle |
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"A moderate number of things in moderation." KBS |
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"I want instant gratification, and I want it NOW!!!" KBS |
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"Learn from the past, look to the future, live in the present." KBS |
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"A humble person cannot be humiliated." KBS |
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"Youth is wasted on the young." unknown |
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"Life is wasted on the living." Douglas Adams |
