The second inaccurate version of the theory of evolution is just slightly different from the first. It says that
characteristics of
creatures change from one generation to the next. If you don’t believe that, you must think that your eyes are the same color as both of your parents’ eyes. You also think that your height is the same as theirs. In addition, your blood type is the same as theirs. Oh, and by the way, you also believe that your gender is the same as both of their genders. (I guess all three of you are hermaphrodites.) That’s absurd. This version of the theory of evolution is obviously true.