SPACE TRIP
by Ken Samuel
There is only one way to win… Can you find it?
You have blasted off in a spaceship, and now you’re wondering where to go.
You are getting close to Venus, when you notice that you’re running out of fuel. You ought to land, but if you want, you can still go to Mercury.
You try to get your spaceship back, but they won’t let you have it. Instead, they say, “Gloobel.”
You crash!!! Everything is in chaos for a while. When everything stops, you are lying down with your eyes closed.
You find yourself in a misty room inside the Sun. There are three doors.
You say, “Hi.” The animal answers, “ROAR!” Then it kills you.
The End
You are in a green-colored room. A spooky person is here. He has something written on him, and he is whispering something. It’s not too late to go back through the door in which you came.
You sink and suffer a very slow death.
The End
You jump into the lake. The water is cool and refreshing. Diving underwater, you find a phaser gun at the bottom of the lake.
As you approach the Sun, the temperature gets hotter, hotter, and hotter! All of a sudden, it gets very cold! You land the spaceship. You can see a door on the surface of the Sun.
You wait. Nothing seems to be happening.
You fire the gun. Everything starts going wacky. You have no idea what’s going on. Suddenly, Pluto explodes.
The End
You head for Mars. It starts getting cold, so you turn on the heat. Then you think about going to Jupiter.
You blast off and head back to Earth.
You can see now that the asteroid you’re riding is zooming at top speed toward… Jupiter!!!
You climb the ladder as fast as you can, but it’s too late. You look really funny, shaped like a pancake.
The End
You yell, and the walls stop. You climb up the ladder, out of the room. Now you find yourself standing on a high ledge.
You dive in and find that the water is scorching hot! It burns holes through your skin, and you die.
The End
You say, “Glop,” and they say, “Gloobel,” again.
You pick up the gun, and suddenly, you find yourself on Pluto.
You go through the door and find yourself in a room with five exits.
You follow the light, which leads you to another lake.
You start heading toward Jupiter. But then you remember that Jupiter is made of gas, so it’s very dangerous. You’d better change your plans.
You are landing the spaceship on Venus just as the fuel meter hits empty. You get out of the spaceship and see a lake nearby. In the other direction, you see a cave.
You are heading toward Saturn. Suddenly, you see that you are approaching one of Saturn’s rings, which consists of many rocks of various sizes.
You go through the door on the left. Here you find three more doors.
You blast off. Looking back, you can see a huge red splotch on the planet you just left. You realize that the planet is Jupiter.
You are on the surface of the Sun. Your spaceship is here. There is a door.
You head for the lake. It seems pretty safe.
You drink the green liquid, and a fairy appears. She tells you that you can go to any planet you wish.
You wait. But nothing seems to be happening.
You ask, “What’s your name?” He responds, “My name is xblercloudsinficerlicationally.” Then a burst of wind brings a note to you.
You safely climb up and go through a door.
They blast off in your spaceship, and you live happily ever after on Mars.
The End
You look around and figure out that this planet is Jupiter. Then you remember that Jupiter is partly gas. You notice that you are sinking.
You say, “Hi,” again. They say, “Gloobel,” again.
Your spaceship starts to sizzle and pop. You still have a chance to go to Mars or Venus before you burn up.
You are heading for Jupiter. It’s a long journey there, and it’s quite dark. All of a sudden, you see an asteroid heading right in your path.
You turn all of your engines off. You are now free-falling to Earth. If you want, you can turn the engines back on and go to Mars or Venus.
You fall into a volcano. Suddenly, the volcano erupts, shooting you back out into space.
You look around you. You see that several dogs are starting to surround you.
You start climbing up the ladder. The walls start closing in.
Now you see five doors.
You run into the cave. The ‘beings’ start taking your spaceship.
You run further into the cave. Then you hear a <Boom!> You go outside and discover that the creatures have blasted off in your spaceship. Now you must live on Mars for the rest of your life, which isn’t very long.
The End
You go through the door and find yourself in a dead end. You must go back.
You go into the cave. It’s dark and dangerous. You could go back and explore that lake. Suddenly, you see a light ahead.
You blast off.
You read the note, which says, “YOU WIN!!!”
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After thinking a bit, you decide to get out. You see that the asteroid is sitting on a planet with a big red splotch nearby.
You yell at the top of your lungs. But your efforts are futile. After you die, you are squeezed flat like a pancake.
The End
You get out of the spaceship and walk out of the cave. The place is completely deserted, except for a green bush nearby. You can go investigate it or go back into your spaceship and drive it out of the cave.
Your craft continues to burn up more and more. Suddenly, you see puffy white clouds. You made it!!!
You ask, “Where am I?” He says, “Duh… I don’t know.”
You ask, “How do I get home?” Suddenly, you’re in your own kitchen, eating a Dagwood sandwich.
The End
You yell. Then the walls start closing in.
You are landing your spaceship… down… down… down… and into a cave.
There are four caves in sight.
You drink the water and find it too hot.
She tells you that her powers are not strong enough to send you that far.
You head for Mars.
You are starting to get close to Mars. You can see some caves and something green on the ground.
You are on the Earth. The people think that you are from outer space, and they all run away.
You drink the red liquid, blow up, and die.
The End
You head for Saturn. But it’s such a long way. Perhaps you want to go back to Jupiter.
You jump. All of a sudden, you find yourself someplace else. You are in a strange, crazy world. An upside-down dog floats by you. Looking around, you see a weird professor. Then you see an animal; you don’t know what it is! Who would you like to talk to?
You are in a large laboratory. There is a green liquid in a beaker and a red liquid in another beaker. In addition, there are three doors.
You go through the door on the right. You enter a room with two doors.
You wait.
You try fighting the dogs, but there are too many of them. You have to shoot your gun.
You are heading toward Saturn and rocks are flying all around you. You keep dodging them, but then you come to magnetic rocks. Since your spaceship is made of metal, all the rocks fly directly into your spaceship, which gets bent like a pretzel.
The End
You say, “Gloobel.” They start jumping up and down, yelling “Glop! Glop! Glop!”
The writing on him says, “Drink the green and leave.” Suddenly…
You head for Venus. It starts getting hot, so you turn on the air conditioner. Then you notice Mercury. But you can still see Earth behind you.
You go over to a bush. To your surprise, it gets up and walks to your spaceship. It is joined by a bunch of similar beings, and they push your spaceship out of the cave! You run to the spaceship and get inside.
